Ryan S. Jackson

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Ryan S. Jackson is a freelance journalist and contributing writer to Seattle alt-weekly goliath The Stranger, where he covers the baser evils of national and Seattle-based politics. He enjoys fish head soup, Gogol, punk rock, and asphalt. He hopes to be as contrary as Christopher Hitchens someday, but never as drunk.

He writes about himself in the third person in a self-effacing manner that’s supposedly charming, but really isn't.